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Old 09-11-2004, 02:08 AM   #1
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Guy breaks up with girl over powerpoint

http://www.genmay.com/showthread.php?t=425825


Though they're obviously young and illiterate, it's quite hilarious!
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Old 09-11-2004, 02:18 AM   #2
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Rofl, that's fucking awesome.
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Old 09-11-2004, 02:27 AM   #3
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Rofl, that's fucking awesome.


Word. Check the expression on dumbshit's face!
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Miltary funds have always been something like 100x that of our education or something obsurd
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Old 09-11-2004, 02:29 AM   #4
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Old 09-11-2004, 02:47 AM   #6
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Old 09-11-2004, 02:48 AM   #7
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This dweeb has alot of spare time to make that shit, what happened to calling them and and saying they just dont give good enough head to date them anymore?
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Old 09-11-2004, 02:50 AM   #8
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i give it an A+
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Old 09-11-2004, 02:55 AM   #9
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Because the look on her face when she opened that power point was probably gold.
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Old 09-11-2004, 09:51 AM   #10
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Id hit it in about 6 years once it is good and legal.

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Old 09-11-2004, 09:57 AM   #11
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http://www.roonweb.com/aec/desktopfucker.JPG


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Old 09-11-2004, 10:03 AM   #12
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awesome


Winner "Most icons on two desktops" award.

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Old 09-11-2004, 10:06 AM   #13
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Oh, and they go to my university.


I hope I see her on campus one day.
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Old 09-11-2004, 10:10 AM   #14
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Oh, and they go to my university.
I hope I see her on campus one day.


With any luck, opportunity and inspiration will coincide.
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Old 09-11-2004, 09:21 PM   #15
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hahaha classic


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Old 09-11-2004, 09:33 PM   #16
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What is she? 12 yrs old?
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Old 09-11-2004, 09:35 PM   #17
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Oh, and they go to my university.


I hope I see her on campus one day.


Well, you know her name too
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Old 09-11-2004, 09:38 PM   #18
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I should do that. cept she's too dumb to turn on a computer.
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Old 09-11-2004, 10:01 PM   #19
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I should do that. cept she's too dumb to turn on a computer.


Then clearly the only answer is to piss on her like R-Kelly
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Old 09-11-2004, 10:02 PM   #20
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Then clearly the only answer is to piss on her like R-Kelly


I'm interested.. what does it mean??
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Old 09-11-2004, 11:37 PM   #21
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Umm, that 'shens' bullshit is totally fucking queer.
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Old 09-12-2004, 12:31 AM   #22
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Old 09-12-2004, 08:21 AM   #23
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She is fucking ugly, I wouldnt even go threw the effort to write her a PowerPoint presentation...

I'd give her an STD or something instead...
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Old 09-12-2004, 08:21 AM   #24
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Old 09-12-2004, 08:37 AM   #25
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that was amaqzingly cool.
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Old 09-12-2004, 08:45 AM   #26
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Old 09-12-2004, 08:48 AM   #27
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I just finished fapping to her
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Old 09-12-2004, 08:50 AM   #28
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HAHAHAHAH and "suck those big balls dirty girl" in the Cartman voice.
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Old 09-12-2004, 08:55 AM   #29
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great idea horrible follow through on the powerpoint
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great idea horrible follow through on the powerpoint


I thought the Bar/pie graphs where thoughtful
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Old 09-12-2004, 01:40 PM   #31
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I have improved the final slide

NWS! http://img80.exs.cx/img80/778/itsover.jpg NWS!
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Old 09-12-2004, 02:06 PM   #32
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My school doesn't have a public directory, so just knowing that her first name is Laura doesn't help much.


Unfortunate that I don't go some place like UofM who publicly lists every students name/address/dorm address/home phone/dorm phone/cell phone/home email/campus e-mail...etc.
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Old 09-12-2004, 02:11 PM   #33
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Knock on every door you lazy fuck.
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Old 09-12-2004, 02:12 PM   #34
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Oh, and not to sap from FV's subscriber base, but the hosting company that General Mayhem appears to run has some suspiciously awesome deals...:


Features Plan 1 Plan 2 Plan 3
Bandwidth 30 GB 40 GB 55 GB
Storage 600 MB 800 MB 1500 MB
E-Mail Accounts Unlimited
FTP Accounts Unlimited
Sub Domains Unlimited
Databases Unlimited
Monthly Cost $2.95 $4.65 $9.30

Not much more from FV platinum storage wise, but almost 30 more gigs of transfer


Edit- Maybe they should use some of that available transfer to make their message board not overload every 5 minutes
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Old 09-12-2004, 02:13 PM   #35
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Knock on every door you lazy fuck.



There's 30,000 kids here!
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Old 09-12-2004, 02:16 PM   #36
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There's 30,000 kids here!
Yeah, but how many of them are named "Laura". That oughta narrow it down to 100 or less...
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Old 09-12-2004, 02:30 PM   #37
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lol


edit: shit


http://vms.cc.wmich.edu/www/people_direct.html


Just typing in "Laura" ain't no good
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My school doesn't have a public directory, so just knowing that her first name is Laura doesn't help much.


Unfortunate that I don't go some place like UofM who publicly lists every students name/address/dorm address/home phone/dorm phone/cell phone/home email/campus e-mail...etc.



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There's 30,000 kids here!



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Yeah, but how many of them are named "Laura". That oughta narrow it down to 100 or less...



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lol


edit: shit


http://vms.cc.wmich.edu/www/people_direct.html


Just typing in "Laura" ain't no good



So I guess that slide with "The many mood swings of LauraBOLES means nothing to you mental giants?
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Old 09-12-2004, 03:00 PM   #39
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Considering I don't have powerpoint I didn't watch it.
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Considering I don't have powerpoint I didn't watch it.

https://vms.cc.wmich.edu/htbin/findw...erform+Lookup+
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So I guess that slide with "The many mood swings of LauraBOLES means nothing to you mental giants?

Missed that entirely!
Yep, went back and looked, you're right, GTA. That not only narrows it down, it nails it down,
Get it on, Bik!

/scratches ever diminishing brain.
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Old 09-12-2004, 03:04 PM   #42
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She's there, Western just gives ass for information in comparison to other schools. The area code for Kzoo is 269, so the only piece of info they give, her phone number, is her home number.

Useless, although pursuing this further will bring angry rants from Thresh and TFA might try to track her down and rape her.


UofM and MSU give out all kinds of shit like I mentioned above + class schedules and stuff.
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Wow sounds like the best school for future rapists/cultists/Murderer's to go to!

they should put in on the pamphlet
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Old 09-12-2004, 03:28 PM   #46
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Old 09-12-2004, 03:32 PM   #47
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Bik.. ask her out with a power point presentation!
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Not to be mean or elitist, but she's rather fat and ugly in comparison to the 5,000 or so really good looking girls, although every super-hot chick here so far smokes.
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